This is one of those things...

...where if you had predicted it a month ago, I would have laughed at you for suggesting something so absurd. 

Apparently Archbishop Milingo is teaming up with Dan Brown.

Oh, please please Lord don't let the media get ahold of this story and try to milk it.  Or if they do, let their spin backfire so that the Church is seen to be the reasonable one.  Pray for the bishop to come back to the Church.