Are you really considering giving your significant other chocolate this year? With all those transfats?
Conversation hearts? With all those carbs?
Roses? Puh-lease...Haven't you heard that shipping flowers is destroying the ozone layer?
What your little lady really wants this Valentine's Day is an extra special UMD CondomGram!
You can't find a better way to say "I'll respect you enough to have noncommittal sexual activity with nothing to protect us from life threatening diseases other than this free latex balloon that I picked up at a booth on campus today!"
Below is a link that appears on UMD's home page and a copy of the text:
http://www.freestuff.umd.edu/events.cfm?mode=detail&eventID=84
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Valentine's Day CondomGrams
Description:
Say "Happy Valentines Day" with a free CondomGram!
Important sexual health information will also be available
February 14, 2007
11 a.m.-2 pm
Stamp Student Union Booth, near the food court.
Give your loved ones and friends a CondomGram Valentine.
Can't make it to the booth?
Contact the Sexual Health Coordinator
Alli Matson
amatson@health.umd.edu
301.314.8130
Start Time:
11:00 AM
End Time:
2:00 PM
Room:
Booth
Venue:
Near the food court.
Common Location Name:
Stamp Student Union
Web Address:
www.health.umd.edu/updates.html#Condomgram
Other Contact Information:
Alli Matson
Univers
+1 301 314 8130
amatson@health.umd.edu
www.health.umd.edu
[Blogger's Note: And if you can't make it to the booth tomorrow, don't forget that the University also hands out morning-after pills to exterminate any pesky fertilized eggs that might be floating around in your Valentine's reproductive organs!]
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