The "Astonishing Simple Theory"

So I have no idea what these people are talking about, but I just read a FoxNews article about a surfer with a Ph.D. who has developed a compelling but in no ways proven theory explaining...well, everything.
Apparently, he came up with his theory to explain gravity using a geometrical lattice structure. Yeah, I have no clue what that means either.
What I think is particularly quirky (or would that be quarky?) is that the geometric pattern just happens to end up being a circle that transforms into a Star of David and back again. (Also, check out how the quarks divide into three families, and form triangles...can you get more trinitarian?)
According to the FoxNews article, the unaffiliated surfer scientist, Dr. A. Garret Lissi (it's all about the first initials) himself admits that the theory probably won't be proven...although he's hoping that it will.
Still, would it be too painfully obvious for God to let us solve the riddles of the universe with a symbol generally associated with the Davidic line? It would practically be like stamping the cosmos with His corporate logo.