via FoxNews...
Protestant swept away in the Rapture can now rest assured that they still have e-mail access...one last time. How, you might ask? Why, through a new Website that promises to send an automated e-mail message to less holy loved one's after you've been whisked off by the angels.
What I find most humorous is how the automated system works:
Final e-mails from vanished subscribers will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers fail to log in for six days in a row.
The staff has enough faith that a majority of it has tickets for the Rapture-train (we should call it the Velocirapture), but not enough faith that all five of them will make it.
Makes you wonder what the last two staff members did to make the rest of the team is skeptical about their souls...
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