Am I the only person unable to walk normally after Albert's bachelor party?
Before random over-hearers get the wrong impression, I should mention that we spent the day playing paintball against trained veterans with superior weaponry and tactics.
Not only am I now sporting four bull's-eye like welts across my body, but I've discovered that my "spawn-run-die" strategy is far more physically exhausting in real life than it is in video games. All of that running, dodging, and crouching has effectively disabled my ability to use stairs.
This would also be a good time for people to leave congratulatory comments to Albert (who has returned to his own blog, I see) on his upcoming nuptials.
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