Tomorrow, I'll be taking Isabel to the Pop Tarts American Idol Live Tour concert. It will be our first attendance at a real concert (unless you count The Monkees 3/4 reunion tour my sister took the family to back in the 80s), although I'm not entirely sure anything sponsored by Pop Tarts can really be considered a bona fide music event.
Isabel is rather excited to see David Cook in person, although I must confess that I feel rather bad about the other nine performers, all of whom are being dragged across the country singing after being dubbed American Mediocrity. It feels rather like some kind of performance art indentured servitude for the runners-up, all of whom must be making desperate bids for one last shot at stardom if they whip together a strong enough fan base through one last round of live gigs...or face certain humiliation on broadway.
But to my point...does anyone know what a heterosexual adult male is supposed to wear to an event like this?
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