I just read about Wolfram Alpha, a Website running a computational program that is supposed to compute all the data on everything known in the world to produce answers to any kind of question on any kind of topic. So naturally, my first question was... I guess I'll have to try that one again in about ten million years...

I think you'll get what you're looking for if you ask it, "What is the meaning of life?"
Posted by: Albertus Testudo | May 19, 2009 at 08:36 AM
It also has a good answer for, "What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Posted by: Albertus Testudo | May 19, 2009 at 08:38 AM
Great. Now I'm going to be feeding this thing various joke questions for an undetermined amount of time.
Posted by: Matt | May 20, 2009 at 11:23 PM