Polish Those Beads

Okay, gang, it's job hunting season again, and one or two really enviable spots have opened up.

I'm going to do the best I can to make myself marketable, but the competition is fierce. There are plenty of other people out there who are equally deserving of these jobs -- if not moreso.

Pretty much the only way this is going to pan out is through Divine Providence -- so this is my desperate plea for the readers out there to pester Saint Joseph and harry God with prayers.

Widows nagging judges all the way!