Mum-ra is like the Emperor, if the Emperor were his own Darth Vader.
Inside Isabel lives a berserker warrior.
Latin is haaarrrd.
Lego berets are easily mistaken for soccer trophies in blind-packages.
He-man always gives it to us straight-up.
Allergic reactions to deodorant bear an uncanny resemblence to sunburns, even though they are not. (Recovery from this discovery also explains why I've smelled more like a spring blossom breeze than an arctic adventurer for the last three days.)
For the total retail value of the toys on my desk alone, I could have purchased an XBOX360, PS3, and a Wii.

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